First reading.

Taken from the first book of Istokaji; Chapter 927, Verse 52, Paragraph 88, Section 254-c;

"...And ye shall craft for me, a statue, 500 cubits of height, and it's material shall be of the purest marble. Woe betide the craftsman who shall not follow my specific instructions! Thine brilliance of the material should be magnificent enough to blind those who look upon it without protection. For that brilliance is a reflection of my magnanimous magnificence.

And upon my triumphant take-over of the world governments, Ye shall craft for me a throne, made out of the bones of virgin orphans, for it is only they who can provide the purity that is required for my bottom to be comfortable. With their entrails, ye shall make a pillow.
Upon my head shall rest a crown of diamonds and the sinew and skin of the elderly. For it is only the elderly who can provide the wisdom that is required for my head to be comfortable.
Woe betide the craftsman who does not follow my specific instructions!"

All hail!